Archive for March, 2008

Global warming emissions up again; Bush team celebrates!

Monday, March 17th, 2008

It’s a sad state of affairs when global warming emissions go up, yet the Bush administration tries to spin it as a victory.

That’s exactly what’s happened with the latest report on emission trends by the U.S. EPA. http://www.epa.gov/climatechange/emissions/usinventoryreport.html

The EPA found that U.S. greenhouse gases overall increased by about a percent in 2005 from the previous year, continuing a long-term trend of increasing emissions.

Even so, the EPA issued a self-congratulatory press release (below) noting the administration’s “unparalleled financial, international and domestic commitment to reducing greenhouse gas emissions.”

Sometimes you don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

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News for Release: Monday, April 16, 2007 U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) EPA Publishes National U.S. Greenhouse Gas Inventory Contact: Roxanne Smith, (202) 564-4355 / smith.roxanne@epa.gov (Washington, D.C. - April 16, 2007)

The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency has released the national greenhouse gas inventory, which finds that overall emissions during 2005 increased by less than one percent from the previous year.
The report, Inventory of U.S. Greenhouse Gas Emissions and Sinks: 1990-2005, was published after gathering comments from a broad range of stakeholders across the country.

“The Bush Administration’s unparalleled financial, international and domestic commitment to reducing greenhouse gas emissions is delivering real results,” said EPA Administrator Stephen L. Johnson.

“As America’s economy continues to grow, our aggressive yet practical strategy is putting us on track to reach President Bush’s goal to reduce our nation’s greenhouse gas intensity 18 percent by 2012.”
Total emissions of the six main greenhouse gases in 2005 were equivalent to 7,260 million metric tons of carbon dioxide. These gases include carbon dioxide, methane, nitrous oxide, hydrofluorocarbons, perfluorocarbons, and sulfur hexafluoride. The report indicates that overall emissions have grown by 16 percent from 1990 to 2005, while the U.S. economy has grown by 55 percent over the same period.

EPA prepares the annual report in collaboration with experts from multiple federal agencies.

This report is the latest in an annual set of reports that the United States submits to the Secretariat of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change, which sets an overall framework for intergovernmental efforts to tackle the challenge posed by climate change. The inventory tracks annual greenhouse gas emissions at the national level and presents historical emissions from 1990 to 2005. The inventory also calculates carbon dioxide emissions that are removed from the atmosphere by “sinks,” e.g., through the uptake of carbon by forests, vegetation, and soils. Inventory of U.S. Greenhouse Gas Emissions and Sinks: 1990-2005 report: http://www.epa.gov/climatechange/emissions/usinventoryreport.html

Camera Obscura - Shooter, Watchmen, Bergman, Blow-Up

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

Conspiracies and secrets fill the movies on today’s menu, along with generous amounts of tough guy-isms. Plus a few news items on movies coming out in The Future.

Speaking of The Future - the award for dumbest idea I’ve heard in a while is the project to make “Magic 8-Ball: The Movie”. Yeah, the toy from the 1960s. At least it isn’t a musical with John Travolta in drag (yet). Mattel and Hasbro are also pitching movies based on the board games Candy Land, Monopoly, and others. Hopefully all these ideas (like a lot of toys these days) will get recalled before they ever get rolling. Then again, if I could finish up my script for “Slinky vs Silly Putty” fast enough, I could be a major player in no time. No, you don’t like that idea? Wait — how about “Easy Bake Oven From Hell”??

A movie yet to be finished (or even started) held much of the attention at the San Diego Comic-Con which just wrapped up. The talk about the long-planned and now in pre-production movie version of Alan Moore’s brilliant graphic novel “The Watchmen” was most intriguing. Director Zack Snyder, whose work has been just darn near flawless, has spoken of some terrible casting ideas in recent weeks, but the things he said in San Diego give me hope:

“One of the things I think is important about Watchmen is that it have resonance within cinematic pop culture as well as superhero culture. Because I believe there’s a relationship between Rorschach and Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver.”

“On running time for the film: “I don’t have a time frame right now. I think it’s running pretty long right now - it’s about 130-140 page script, not counting “The Black Freighter”. “The Black Freighter” (an essential subplot from the comic) is about 16 or 17 pages as a script.”

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I have to give a big thank you to Les Jones, who wrote about a movie called “Shooter” out earlier this year and now on DVD. Based on action/adventure writer Stephen Hunter’s book “Point of Impact,” it didn’t get much of a push from studios and disappeared quickly from theatres. But what Les wrote made me remember it and want to see it. Good call, Les.

Now you can watch it at home and prepare to be surprised. The story opens with a sweeping shot of burning villages in Ethiopia and the camera then tracks an oil pipeline, and by the end has covered several years and reaches deep into dark conspiracies about oil and government secrets. However the center of the story is Bob Lee Swagger, played by Mark Wahlberg, who is channeling Lee Marvin or Charles Bronson here. Swagger is a deadly sniper/marksman for the Army who is reluctantly drawn back into action when they appeal to his patriotic duty. There’s enough action movie cliches here to make you pause, but don’t — this one plays out like an intense game which just gets better as it goes along.

Some key points — never, ever mess with a guy who can shoot you from a mile away; lots of modern weapons tech and strategy play big roles; Ned Beatty does a nearly hilarious impersonation of Dick Cheney; and as Les noted, there’s the scene in Athens, Tennessee - ‘patron state of shootin’ stuff’ as Swagger calls us, where Swagger meets actor Levon Helm as a master of the history of weapons in a juicy part which Helm delivers with true style.

Wahlberg - and here’s something I thought I’d never say — is really impressive on the big screen. Contrast the steely-eyed Swagger with the nebbish and nervous hitman character he plays in the action/comedy “The Big Hit” or the soldier he plays in “Three Kings.” Not to mention the small but fierce part he played in the Oscar-winning “The Departed.”

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The Modern Tough Guy in movies was pretty much created by the pairing of director John Woo and actor Chow Yun Fat. Almost every video game shoot-em-up and most action movies that followed are all part of the Woo-Fat Pattern.

Their creation now comes full circle as a new video game for the PS3, “Stranglehold”, is set for release. The game is a sequel to Woo’s “Hard Boiled”, where an animated Chow Yun Fat, playing a tough cop named Tequila (heh heh) will be the character you take through the continuing adventures in Hong Kong.

The action and characters and explosive action sequences have colored most U.S. and international movies made since it’s release in 1992. And it still holds up very well. A new 2-disc DVD set of “Hard Boiled” is now out so I can finally retire my battered letterbox VHS copy.

From Woo to Wahlberg, the urban landscape has replaced the Monument Valley backdrop of John Ford westerns, but the themes about the nature of revenge and justice are just as vibrant today as ever.

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Two legends of cinema history died recently, Ingmar Bergman and Micheangelo Antonioni. They were masters of cinematic imagery.

Their influence permeated movies and directors and actors for decades and still does today. Both men discarded conventional filmmaking and searched, some would say desperately, for ways that cinema turns into expressions of our most complex emotions. No - they certainly do not make movies like that anymore.

While Bergman’s works are worthy of viewing and study, it was Antonioni who had the most influence on me. “The Adventure”, about a woman who vanishes during an afternoon of sailing, is almost purely metaphysical. It’s as if her indifference literally makes her disappear from sight. And the response of her friends is to casually discard her disappearance as well, sealing her fate.

But for me, his movie “Blow-Up” is one of the best I’ve ever seen. Critics and writers have all pointed to the movie as a benchmark for the Lost Souls of 20th Century Life. And it surely does provide characters who dwell in a portable and throwaway lifestyle. But for me the story is about perception itself and how we make our own meanings about reality and life. Did the photographer played by David Hemmings witness a murder or did he imagine it? It’s a plot that has been very popular ever since. Antonioni does not provide the answer - you either participate in the movie or it may just bore you to tears. I remain fascinated by the movie, though I am certain to perceive layers where others perceive little at all or nothing. I kind of think that was Antonioni’s point.

See, I do watch something besides mindless action movies and zombie stories. Oddly, I have often wondered what the death-dwelling mind of Bergman would have done had he made a zombie movie.

We do know that Bergman lost the chess game. (He should have, like Bill and Ted, asked to play Clue or Battleship instead.)

Rockhound State Park, New Mexico

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Driving east from Tucson into New Mexico, we realized that the wildflowers we hoped to see haven’t bloomed yet. After lunch at Deming, we made our way to Rockhound State Park and nearby Spring Canyon, in the Chiricahua-like Florida Mountains.

As the name implies, Rockhound is more known for geology—it is the only New Mexico state park that allows visitors to go off the beaten path and collect rocks, including the not-uncommon geodes—though there’s also a wild herd of ibex, Iranian mountain goats, imported back in the 1970s I think. We saw neither geodes nor ibexes (ibeces, ibi?), but once in Spring Canyon saw a few verbena, vetch, and other small wildflowers.

For the two-day trip, which also brought us to the Organ Mountains, White Sands National Monument, and Old Mesilla (photos for all in separate posts, below), landscape was more the order of photographic business than wildflowers:

Don’t let this photo of Mexican gold-poppies fool you, with one or two exceptions, we saw these only in a hillside garden adjacent to the Rockhound visitor’s center.

The jagged peaks above Spring Canyon remind me of the odd, lichen-covered rock columns at Chiricahua National Monument. Cliff swallows abound in both places.

Though my older daughter couldn’t make the trip because she’s sick (poor thing), my younger did, and was a great travel companion and trail guide.

If you look closely in the lower middle foreground you can see pink verbena and yellow deer vetch. Look very closely.

I did see a few of these little white beauties, interesting in this case, I think, because of the flower itself as well as its leaning shadow.

Thanks for playing, Michigan and Notre Dame… now go home.

Friday, March 14th, 2008

How insane is College Football? It’s not even Labor Day and the Michigan Wolverines and Notre Dame Fighting Irish are already out of it.

They’re done.

If the goal is “to win a National Title” then pack it up and find some poor shmuck in the stands to give a Rudy moment to, because two of the most storied teams in College Football are just playing out the string.

Notre Dame lost at home 33-3 to Georgia Tech… but at least they had the decency to play a Division 1-A team.

Michigan did what a lot of other big schools do: Have the first game of the year against an easy opponent. With DeVry and Messiah College were not available so they booked Division I-AA Appalachian State.

Kind of like the Yankees scheduling the Pawtucket Red Sox to open the season so they could get a few wins.

Well, they got what they deserved… a loss at home in front of 100,000 some odd fans expecting to ease into the season with a slaughter.

Little did they know they were seeing the only meaningful game of the season.
“Oh, it’s early in the season!” You say. “They can come back.”

Nope.
You see unlike every other sport on the planet Earth (and unlike any other college football league) Division 1 College Football doesn’t have a playoff. They put all the results into a computer (I believe a Commodore 64) and they use all sorts of criteria to decide which two teams will play for the Championship.

One of the criteria is “margin of victory”… thus why Michigan wanted to pummel a lowly team.

Unfortunately for then, “strength of schedule” is another one. They can win the rest of their games 100-0 and the computer will print out “They lost to Appalachian State. DENIED.”

Why not use a playoff system? Especially since last year’s two finalists each had more than a month between their last games and the Championship game.

They use the Bowl System… and supposedly cling to it because of tradition… and I imagine the Outback Steakhouse Bowl, the papajohns.com Bowl, The Meineke Car Care Bowl and the Chick-fil-A Bowl are steeped in prestige and tradition.

And they supposedly don’t want a playoff because these are students who are in class all day and can’t miss their Sociology classes (but basketball players can be off all March for some reason.)

But they cling to it because they won’t get those sweet corporate money if there was a playoff system (remember, this is amateur athletics!)

So get used to a computer designed to eliminate controversy to continue to cause nothing but controversy…

Get used to the two best teams sitting in the student union for 50 days between games…

Get used to more gawdy Bowl names (Welcome to the GMAC Bowl!)

And get used to marquee franchises like Michigan and Notre Dame getting eliminated from championship play before the Devil Rays are eliminated from the AL East!

Patriots HOF vote: Morgan in a landslide

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

In what looks to be the biggest landslide vote since Ronald Reagan was bucking to become Commander in Chief, the New England Patriots have released the 2007 ballot for the team’s Hall of Fame.
In what looks to be the biggest landslide vote since Ronald Reagan was bucking to become Commander in Chief, the New England Patriots have released the 2007 ballot for the team’s Hall of Fame. The actual election itself is surely a formality, and on Aug. 1, the great Stanley Morgan is certainly to get his due.

Morgan is up against tight end Ben Coates and running back Ron Burton, whom you may now begin Googling.

Coates is an astute choice and though the great tight end may not enter the hallowed halls of Patriot Place in 2007, he is certainly a first-balloter in any election for All-Time Underrated Hall of Fame.

Coates came to New England out of North Carolina private school Livingstone College, where he was a multi-sport star who picked up football in his senior year. By 1993, he led the Patriots in receptions and the following year began an incredible run of five consecutive Pro Bowl appearances. Coates’ 96 receptions in 1994 were the most ever by a tight end, a mark which stood for 10 years. Incredibly, Coates currently ranks fourth all-time in the category (Who knew?) behind the good company of Kellen Winslow, Shannon Sharpe and Ozzie Newsome.

After taking home a Super Bowl ring in 2000 via a short stint with the Baltimore Ravens, the great Patriot starred in “Welcome Back, Coates,” returning to Livingstone to coach. At the pro level, Coates most recently appeared as TE coach with the Cleveland Browns.

Ron Burton will be an unknown to most voters, to be sure — heck, he’s even before my time — and feels like more of a respectful nod to a good citizen.

Burton was one of the original Boston Patriots, the Northwestern U. All-American drafted in the first round of the first AFL draft for 1960, and played with the team throughout his short career terminating in 1965. Burton was known as a versatile player, peaking in ‘63 with 1,009 yards and six TDs in a 14-game schedule.

Burton may be better known in certain parts of Massachusetts for his post-AFL work, however. The Ron Burton Training Village is a summer camp for underprivileged children in Hubbardston, and Burton received a community service award for the Boston Celtics in 2001. Today, the Patriots’ own community service award is named for Burton.

Then there’s Stanley Morgan. Nobody who remembers those nattily red-attired Patriots teams of the late ’70s and early ’80s will ever forget Morgan, certainly the greatest to play at the position for New England. Ever. No question. And excepting his final, forgettable 1990 season in Indianapolis, Morgan was a lifetime Patriot.

For those who never saw the lightning-quick skyscraper-leaping Morgan, you’ll have to content yourself with stats, and impressive they are. Over the first six years of his career (1977-1982), Morgan averaged over 22.5 yards per reception; most insane was his (first) career year of 1979, when the man scored 12 TDs on just 44 receptions. Think it would be useful to have a dude score every third or fourth time he catches the ball? Steve Grogan sure did.

Morgan’s last great season came in 1986, when he led the No. 3 passing offense in the NFL with an awesome 1,491 yards and 10 TDs on 84 receptions. At No. 20 all-time in receiving yardage plus truly dominant play deep in his younger days, a case could be made for Morgan in Canton, never mind The Hall at Patriot Place.

In Patriotland, this year’s Hall of Fame voting is ballyhooed as the first-ever open to public vote. Should you wish to formalize Morgan’s entry, you can vote at the Patriots’ official Web site. With this slate of candidates, however, it seems as though the 27-person committee making the nominations didn’t want the rabble to screw things up.

(It’s a shame that Coates has no change, though, isn’t it? Where’s the written-in-stone rule that only one candidate can go in per year? Steve Grogan, sub-70 career QB rating and all, is in there; why not Coates?)

Congratulations to all three candidates for the Patriot Hall of Fame. And to Morgan, especially.

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Request for assets to be returned.

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

I faxed and e-mailed this to everyone yesterday. It’s self-explanatory. Basically it states that I want all of the assets from the trust returned to its beneficiaries, plus the monies they misappropriated from the account.
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A Quick 30 Writing Tips for the Start of an Academic Career

Monday, March 10th, 2008

My friend, Dr. Hye Yoon Jung, from Florida State University, just sent me an email asking for writing tips. She got her degree from West Virginia University (where I used to teach back in the stone age) roughly a year ago and so now she is starting to focus on publication opportunities. Her question is a common one–I get this questions every month from one of my doctoral students, one of my former students, or someone outside of IU. As a result, I thought that I might summarize some of the ten quick ideas or suggestions I gave her today and put these in my blog as well as ten additional ones that I thought of while writing this up and then 10 more later on. It is now are 30 ideas! (30 ideas–originally I had 10 but the list kept expanding and then 13 and then 20 and then 25 and now 30; who knows, perhaps we can get to 100! I guess when you get to 30 that they are not that “quick” anymore…). Perhaps more people can benefit from it or add to these ideas.

OK, time for “A Quick 30 Writing Tips for the Start of an Academic Career” by Curt Bonk, Indiana University (some of these have personal stories attached to them to make a point).

Edit your papers a lot (but, in truth, better to be a Combiner than a Mozartian or Beethovenian): A well written paper is half the battle. If you are not sure about your writing (grammar, style, content, etc.), have someone read through it. Perhaps 2 people (I come back to this issue in the next point). But edit and edit and edit some more. Sculpt a finely crafted work! I feel fortunate that I have become a pretty good editor–perhaps as a result of editing 2 huge book projects, including my recent Handbook of Blended Learning. 6-10 edits is not unusual for me. My most recent paper that was accepted for publication went through 17 rounds of edits over a 2 year span and one that a colleague and I submitted yesterday had about 9-10 revisions (so you might label me a Beethovenians; see below). If the paper reads well, then you have tackled a major hurdle. Writing research in the area of keystroke mapping (which allows you to replay back papers long after they are completed) from Lillian Bridwell and her colleagues at the University of Minnesota that was published about 20 years ago indicates that there are Mozartian writers who plan their writing in advance and can write in just one or two sittings very elegant text. They can compose complete sentences, paragraphs, and entire papers in their heads. And then there are Beethovenian writers who tinker at the point of utterance. Beethovenians obsess over every little word or phrase and edit and edit and edit some more. Combiners do both. Some of you are more like a Mozartian and pace back and forth before writing and then let it all go with your coherent plans and organizational schemes to create a lovely melody. And others are more like Beethovenian (and like me) who continue to edit and polish the text for long time. But as a young scholar in academia, it is best to be a combiner and do some of both; plan out your papers and write as much as you can at that first sitting and then, as the points below indicates, you can share it and tinker with it. Still at some point you must send it in for review. You will not get tenure with many nearly completed papers. I can testify to that! My best friend since my first week in graduate school at Wisconsin in January 1986, my #1 colleague, and one of the most wonderful people on the planet, Dr. Tom Reynolds, worked with me to verify some of this in our similar dissertation projects back in 1989 which was later published a mere 7 years later in this article: Reynolds, T. H., & Bonk, C. J. (1996). Creating computerized writing partner and keystroke recording tools with macro-driven prompts. Educational Technology Research and Development (ETR&D), 44(3), 83-97. See also http://www.springerlink.com/content/e7748hm5w74m6215/. Tom says his brother Ralph is a Mozartian, while Tom is perhaps a Combiner. Anyway, do a good job in editing your document before you turn it in (Side note: many of students who find it interesting that I have listed a point related to editing first.)
Get feedback: Sometimes you can get feedback from colleagues and experts on a topic as well as new graduate students and other people before sending it in. This helps to sharpen the focus of the paper. It is a test of the coherence or creativity of the ideas in the paper.
Stay Current: For instance, read current news related to your field and save it. You never know where you might be able to use it. I get a weekly list of current issues in e-learning, educational technology, technology, and simulations and gaming from Judy Brown at the Academic ADL (Advanced Distributed Learning) Lab at the University of Wisconsin. This gives me tons of new ideas for keynote talks, workshops, and papers. But it is a struggle trying to read through it all the time. I also get many articles from the USA today and from papers in foreign countries when I travel. I have an online PowerPoint file that I expand each week wherein I scan headlines and cool pictures and findings in hopes that those visuals might be used later in the year. Last year I accumulated over 500 slides of current topics. It helped with writing a book that I did in the fall.
Be part explorer: Explore new journals and resources when you can. Part of this keeping current is to occasionally walk through the current journal issues in your library and see what is being published. Also, take time to explore an educational Web site that you read about in an article or that someone sends to you. We are all explorers when we write. Personally, I am forced to read more when I write than before I write (see points on being a reader below). If you are not an explorer, you will not likely be a good academic writer; or at least one whom I would want to read from. Roger von Oech, creativity consultant, in his books, A Whack in the Side of the Head, and A Kick in the Seats of the Pants, indicates that this explorer stage is perhaps the most vital one in the creative process and the one many of us too often disregard; especially since we are so-called “to busy.” Please do not be “busy”–instead, make a contribution to life. Kindergarten kids are busy; you are not. Now go off and explore a bit.
Be part bumblebee in gathering ideas from different places (and later part butterfly, moth, or bird): In addition to an explorer, you might also be a bumblebee and get ideas from different sources. For instance, at conferences, you might walk from room to room (stand in the back) and see what other researchers are talking about. This assumes that you can do this without being disruptive to the speaker (e.g., when it is standing room only and you are standing in the back of the room with the door open or in a large keynote session in the back). Normally, most speakers at conferences are boring. But if you listen to someone for 5-8 minutes, you can get some useful things from them in terms of what is current and what might be publishable down the road. In one hour, you might visit 4-5 different sessions. Take notes and compare them. Stephen Downes noted in his Old Dialy blog that this is being discourteous to the speaker. He is right. Still, he failed to note the following advice I had included: However, try not to be too disruptive to those sitting in for the entire session. Be courteous if you are to try to be a bumblebee. Bumblebees can also serve a purpose in cross pollinating ideas and move from room to room. Being a bumblebee also helps your social networks and gives you freedom to explore. Those looking for depth in a topic or discipline might shy away from being a bumblebee and sit in the entire session. You can read more about bumblebees in Harrison Owen’s 1997 book called Open Space Technology. He also talks about butterflies. Butterflies who do not attend any conference session but attract attention and additional discussions. They are the conference within the conference. Sitting outside the door of sessions or in the pub most of the time. Junior faculty are more likely better off as bumblebees than butterflies, moths or some type oof bird (soaring above the rest) until they become experts in an area. Again, this strategy may not work for all people or all situations. The point, however, it is find many places or spokes from which to gather information.
Be a voracious reader (and ponderer): Reading is the most important aspect of an academic writing plan. Alvin Toffler, who wrote the book Future Shock (1970), The Third Wave (1980) , Power Shift: Knowledge, Wealth, Violence at the edge of the 21st Century (1990), and now Revolutionary Wealth (2006), says he simultaneously reads like 7 books and compares them in way to get novel writing ideas. You can do the same thing–read different articles from multiple journals. See what new connections you make. People make discoveries at the intersection of different disciplines. For example, the most recent article I submitted with Dr. Hee-Young Kim from SUNY Cortland incorporates a model from another field that we use to help explain instructional immediacy. Hee-Young found this article and made the creative linkage. Last Friday, one of my research teams presented a comparison chart of Randy Garrison’s Cognitive Presence/Critical Thinking in Collaborative Critical Inquiry model and a scaffolding model from the Creative Waves project at the University of New South Wales which we were researching. They explored online discussion using each model using steps of the creative process and found some insites. It was just what we needed to start on the road to publication. If they had not read Garrison’s work on critical thinking as well as the work on creative thinking, they would not have made the connection. Read! And also reflect or ponder and take notes on what you have read.

Persist like an ant: Did you ever watch an ant at work as a kid or as an adult. It is fascinating to watch them navigate around things in their pathways and still get their job completed. When I was around 6 or 7 years old, I used to make it difficult for those ants by putting up water barriers, rocks, and mud in their way, and, I hate to admit it, but I smashed a few with my basketball as well. I have some bad karma to repay yet. Anyway, they still completed their task. They were task focused. Now as a young scholar trying to publish, so must you be. There will be many things standing in your way to make if difficult for you. Higher education is replete with hoops and hurdles. Somebody above likes to make it difficult for us (i.e., the dean and academic provost and your colleagues and so on with all their forms and criteria, but they also want you to succeed or they would not have hired you or admitted you into graduate school and invested in you). So what can you do to persist? First of all, when you get feedback on a manuscript, make the changes recommended and send it back in even if it looks doubtful. And send them a list of what you have changed and addressed from their points. Hec, get to know the editor personally a bit and build rapport with him or her. Rich Lehrer, a former mentor at Wisconsin who is now at Venderbilt, once told me that every paper he worked on and address the reviewer comments was accepted for publication. My first 5-6 years after graduate school, I did not do this and it almost cost me tenure. Instead, I used to run from conference to conference and never really complete the conference paper in a format accepted for a journal but now I do. This tactic nearly cost me tenure. Watch out–do not go to too many conferences as a new person in a field unless you turn most of them into journal articles, book chapters, and perhaps even books. It is rare for me now to not have a paper get published but 10 years ago, it definitely was NOT the case. Persist! Be optimistic. And address those reviewer comments! Abide by most, if not all, of the journal guidelines (sometimes a paper can be longer than they state in the guidelines). And get things back fairly promptly. If your paper is close to being accepted, the editor may already be thinking about the issue in which he or she will publish it in once you get it back. So get it back!
Be creative in your figures, models, frameworks, charts, and graphs! This was not in my original list of 10 ideas but is too important to pass up mentioning (it also links to the story in #6 above). I find that papers which have a unique model, graph, chart, or figure tend to get published much more often than papers without such all-emcompassing and creative visuals. Spend some time thinking about what makes your paper or proposal unique. Sit in a closet if you have to and brainstorm all the possible ways. Lets say you want to publish 4-5 things a year. Well, all you have to do is sit in that closet 4-5 times a year and think really hard. Or brainstorm with colleagues and students. Conference lunches and dinners are great times for this!
Try to publish the paper or as a chapter before presenting at a conference (but after your conference proposal is sent in and accepted–i.e., do not scramble to write your conference paper at the last minute): Do not write up your research just for a conference paper. Once you submit your proposal to a conference and it is accepted, try to publish it. That way, you will have the paper done long before the conference arrives and you will not have to stay up all night writing the paper for the conference. (I am NOT saying to submit to a conference stuff that is already accepted–that would be unethical.) I have been lucky in this regard during the past few years; especially with AERA (American Educational Research Conference) papers. We have had papers published before the past 4 AERAs or our entire symposium panels have been asked to published our ideas in a special issue of a journal after it. It does pay off to be on panels with well connected people and with journal editors.
Maintain a list and network of potential research and writing collaborators: Take a moment and write down a list of all your potential reseach and writing collaborators. If you are a graduate student, be sure to list a least one graduate student colleague. These people will be your support group long after your mentors and advisors have retired and departed. And they will be good people to room with at conferences and to run research ideas by. You never know when you are going to need their support. I got a call from my graduate student colleague, Dr. Veronica Acosta Deprez at Cal State Long Beach this morning. Appropriate for this point, Veronica helped me with an important research and writing question that I had and then I helped her think about a study she might conduct on blended learning in public health. It works both ways. Once you have a list, update that list at least once per year. You will see that you likely have colleagues and contacts all over the world (this links to #15 below). This is the lovely part about being a faculty member in higher education today. A recent list of my 7-8 research teams on my office door indicated that. For instance, my blended learning study in five countries (Taiwan, China, Korea, the UK, and the USA), has people working on it from 5 different places and it is expanding to additional locales. With the Web, your colleagues can be anywhere!
Share your publication efforts: Share your writing and publications with people in your network (not blatantly like look at me but in a kind and courteous manner and when appropriate). Even this blog post, I contemplated who to share it with as well as who not to. We all have egos in higher education and have survived many rounds of competition so we can be prone to self-promotion. And there is a often a fine line between self-promotion and sharing knowledge. One solution is to have a place wherein your articles (those wherein you have permission) are made available to others and people can come and get them if they want. For instance, I have PublicationShare wherein people can find some of my articles and give me feedback (see http://www.publicationshare.com/). When you do that, then the network of potential collaborators grows some more!!!
Find emerging areas to research that you are passionate about or at least interested in: Take a moment and think about what the hot topics are in your field today and what might they be in 2, 5, or 10 years. Stephen Downes, in his Old Daily blog criticizes this point since he argues that one should be passionate in one’s research and writing and not just explore hot topics since they are publishable. I agree with his point here. Be passionate about something–do not just enter it because you can. But if you are passionnate about a topic just slightly ahead of most, you will find yourself in a great situation for publishing. Now for me it is Wikibooks and synchronous learning, among other things. Wikibooks also offer me an opportunity to revisit my collaborative writing research and sociocultural research from 20 years ago while in graduate school and shortly after it. Wikibooks offer a goldmine of research possibilities. During a revision to this post I noticed that on Feb 1, 2007, and Penguin Books announces a Wiki novel, “A Million Penguins,” (see www.amillionpenguins.com) and the day before MIT and Wharton School of Business announced a Wiki textbook they are doing with Pearson Publishing called We Are Smarter Than Me and have invited 1,000 authors to help out. As the rock group Buffalo Springfield (with Neil Young and Stephen Stills) noted back in the late 1960s, “There is something happening here, what it is ain’t exactly clear.” So much happening in this Wiki space to look at social negotiation, collaboration, communities of practices, legitimate peripheral participation, idea generation, cultural revolutions, etc. Wow! What will be the place for your revolution, goldmine, or exciting vein of research and writing? There are many opportunities out there waiting for you to find them. Always be on the lookout for cool and exciting new areas of research. So many things we can do! As I said before, be optimistic, and, of course, like a good ant, work hard and be passionate!
Think ahead about the publishing potential of each project: and Think about the journals wherein it might go before you start, while you collect data, and when you are done. Publishing should always be on your mind. Sure, things just come up and you go with them (for instance, right now Grace Lin from the University of Houston, and I are writing up some of our Wikibook research data for a book chapter opening that just presented itself). But you need a publication plan–i.e., what journal or book might it appear in. See my listing of e-learning and educational technology journals at http://www.trainingshare.com/resources/ and http://www.trainingshare.com/resources/distance_ed_journals_and_online_learning_books__Oct.htm
Treat graduate students as colleagues: I accept students for doctoral committees who already are or who can be my colleagues. My students are my colleagues. If you want to publish, working with really smart people helps. Of course, one could work with faculty colleagues. But I prefer to work with doctoral students over faculty for myriad reasons. Most faculty, for instance, have their own agendas and schedules. Many of the others have cycled through their the extent of the creative ideas that they have and no longer publish much; those that have not, are focused on their own stuff. In contrast, most doc students are hungry to research and publish with anyone. And, more importantly, students are usually nicer to work with than faculty members. (smile). I do continue to work with them after they have graduated. They do not typically become mean after the granting of a Ph.D. But for some reason, faculty members who are productive, kind, and fun to work with in one’s own institution can be difficult to find. Don’t get me wrong, I love my faculty colleagues (most of them). But they are usually working with their graduate students and research focuses. As my experience showed at WVU, some of the less productive and, not surprisingly, underpaid ones, work for Amway on the side. The most productive ones work 14 hour days 7 days a week and may not have time to collaborate with someone else. As the next point below indicates, when I work with faculty members on research and writing, they tend to be ones at other universities. For the most part, stick with smart graduate students and newly minted Ph.D.s. Even work with people who were not your graduate students but who others recommend to you. Consider post-docs who have funding and similar interests. And if you decide to work on a grant or research project with a faculty member at your own institution, be sure you are passionate about it and that you will gain something from it. Do not get suckered into someone else’s research agenda. This happened to me at WVU and later on nearly cost me tenure. If you do not have graduate students, see post below.
Find international and national colleagues to work with: Your writing and research colleagues do not have to be at your own institution (links to #10 above). Most likely, they will not be even though your deans and administrators would prefer that all your research grant money stay in house. I have many fantastic and creative international colleagues with high energy. Go to international (and national) conferences and meet them! Exchange business cards and take them to lunch or dinner to find out more about their work. Create collaborations between institutions. Write this partership up! This makes life fun. And there are a growing number of international journals to publish in. You can also enter into interesting cross-institutional teaching ideas which may later be publishable.
Schedule time for writing: Xmas break and summer are huge times for this. I no longer teach in summers but when I did, I taught intensive courses so as to have time to write in the summer. I also tried to teach in bulk and put both of my graduate classes or both undergraduate on the same day back to back to save time for writing. This item (#16) may be the most impt thing other than #17. You just have time to write. Do not commit to too many other people and their projects. Do what inspires you not what inspires someone else. Right?
Have a plan or direction for the next few years and beyond–Goals are critical: What are you going to accomplish this year, next year, and the year after? Write it down. Have a goal or set of goals. We all need goals! Humans are goal oriented creatures. If you have a goal and only get to 25 percent of it, it is better than having a goal and getting to none of it. Perhaps see what you have accomplished each year when you do your annual reports and map it out. Compare your personal growth over time. See if you meet your goals each year. Perhaps reward yourself when you do with an ice cream cone or a night out. In 2006, I got lucky and reached my long-term goal of 30 articles published or in press. Of course, 14 of those were conference proceedings but I made my goal. I think I ended up with 24 things published, 6 in press, and 7 other things in review (including a book). But I am the same person who used to published very little back when I started. In comparison, when I graduated in 1989 until 6 years later in 1995 or 1996 when I was preparing my tenure and promotion files, I had experienced many difficulties getting things accepted. In fact, during the 1990s I averaged about 5 publications per year and during the 2000s I have averaged nearly 18 per year (of course, this counts conference proceedings). What changed? I am still that same dumb midwest kid who my elementary teachers used to say could not read and write well (perhaps mainly since they could not read my handwriting). I pinch the skin on my hands to see if anything has changed but indeed I am the same person. Perhaps it was more persistence like an ant and more interesting research as well. Certainly, there are more colleagues. Also, having tenure and being able to say no to some silly committees. And I am better organized. And I think reputation and growing networks help. You will also grow your reputation and networks. Now in 2007 I can cut back. I just changed my writing goals a few months ago. I am going to write more books and help people with their research. Right now my 1-3 year plan is to write a few books, become a tad better known, and be paid to travel all over to keynote conferences and continue to write more books. Then I will perhaps leave IU and live in Florida, California, Arizona, Colorado, or somewhere warm! Today it is 0-10 degrees Farenheit and tomorrow it will be colder still so it sounds like a good plan to me.
Read a paper on how to create a writing plan: My best advice for a writing plan is to see the homepage of my friend from grad school, Dr. Cecil Smith fom Northern Illinois University, and his AERA article from 3 years ago on creating a writing plan. His article is listed below. Read this before doing anything else.
http://www.cedu.niu.edu/~smith/whatsnew.htm

Smith, M C. (2004, April). Advice for new faculty members: Getting your writing program started.Discussion presented as part of Division C New Faculty Mentoring session at the annual meeting of the American Educational Research Association, San Diego. (ok, here is another article): Charles C. Fischer (2004). Managing Your Research Writing for Success: Passing the “Gate Keepers.” http://www.westga.edu/~bquest/2004/gatekeepers.htm. It has about 15 more points that I do not mention here that are pretty good.
Organization: Cecil mentions things like organization–that is implied in some of the other points above. But this is a critical point so I must emphasize it–without organization, you are academically dead in the water and unlikely to get tenure. You must map out your publications by year, have identified stacks of papers and chapters to help with your writing, and put time in your planner to write. Maybe you write best in the morning. Maybe in the afternoon. Maybe at night. You decide what works for you. I just changed from a late night person to a morning person (somewhat) in order to wake up early with family and see my daughter off to school (she is old enough to drive herself). You mght need a power nap during the day. That is ok if it helps with your publication and writing stamina (though I am not a medical doctor). Cecil also mentions things you can do to help write such as writing at home, closing your door at work, forwarding your phone, finding times when you are most alert, trying not to teach every day, and responding to email just at 2-3 designated times per day.
Use presentations as starter material: A conference presentation, colloquium, workshop, or class presentation may be a great way to organize your ideas for a future paper. Take advantage of that when you are designing your presentation–always think about how this might flow in a publishable paper. When you end up doing the same presentation over and over, it is definitely time to think about publishing your ideas. I have a book chapter I am working on today (on Wikibooks), in fact, wherein I am using notes I presented with at the University of Oxford a few weeks back. I had to read some new research on Wikipedia for that talk and now I am using the ideas gained from that for my paper. I am also using some of the feedback from the audience to guide my writing. Presentation audience reactions are critical for new areas of research. Use them! Take people to lunch or dinner after your talks and ask for their opinions as to what they liked and what they think is publishable. Hec, they might even join your growing research team.
Get paid to write and research: He also notes that some writing projects are funded. For example, I have worked for the military as a research fellow and was paid to find and read papers and then write up technical reports. For instance, this recent report on the potential research related to Massive Multiplayer Online Gaming was commissioned by the Department of Defense wherein I was a research fellow: Bonk, C. J., & Dennen, V. P. (2005). Massive multiplayer online gaming: A research framework for military education and training. (Technical Report # 2005-1). Washington, DC: U.S. Department of Defense (DUSD/R): Advanced Distributed Learning (ADL) Initiative. Can download from: http://mypage.iu.edu/~cjbonk/GameReport_Bonk_final.pdf or from the ADL lab: http://www.adlnet.org/downloads/189.cfm. Also, as Cecil notes, some grant funding expects papers from it and so you can buy out some teaching time for research and writing. That is a good feeling. And the Spencer Foundation has post-doctoral fellowships that pay one to do research. See http://www.naeducation.org/NAEd_Spencer_Postdoctoral_Fellowship.html (see here for other Spencer information: http://www.spencer.org/programs/fellows/nae_postdoctoral.htm). Currently, they are paying $55,000 for a year of research and $27,500 for a half year. You can only get these within five years of your dissertation defense. So plan early and write a great proposal! This is a prestigious one. Other small pots of money may exist in your institution or university for writing grants and technical reports. Sometimes corporations hire people for evaluation project which can also be published–this is win-win–you get paid to conduct the evaluation and also a chance to publish it. Now you also have to think about the ethics of that–please do not publish faulty data to make the company look good.
Find professional balance: Cecil, in his article, discusses finding balance between service and teaching and your writing and publishing efforts. He is right. Most Buddhists will agree on this need for balance! Back in 1970, theBritish rock group, the Moody Blues, noted that all like is just “A Question of Balance” (see lyrics and album picture below: http://www.webwriter.f2s.com/moody/lyrics/aqob.htm). But now I am aging myself. Anyway, if you accept too much service and committee work as I was forced to do at West Virginia University (WVU) my first 3 years out of graduate school (20 committees in 3 years and most of them were teacher education reform which I was definitely not interested in), you will not likely get tenure. In addition to service, teaching can also consume you. If you spend a day prepping a course and a day teaching it and you teach 2-5 courses, you are sunk when looking for time to write. Think deeply about how much time you spend in service, teaching, and research and think of ways (e.g., not teaching in summer or joining that next grant proposal team or travel committee), that will free you up to write more. End of year reports can help in that regard.

Find personal balance: Finding balance in life not only includes professional balance but also in your personal life. Of course, if you work 100+ hours a week like I sometimes do, the personal life is not going to be in balance. Here, I need to take this advice as well! Smile! I try to maintain balance by running and working out. Take a break from all that writing when you can! Catch a movie or a play. Try eating in a different restaurant or sit outside and meditate. Do something outside of writing and teaching and service at your college or university or you WILL go Bonkers (pun intended) or, at the very least, get carpel tunnel syndrome. And, if you find some balance, your friends and family will appreciate you more.

Do not design too many new courses: Some new faculty are caught in the trap of teaching new course after new course or being stuck with the courses that no one wants to teach. Ug! That will not work. I think at WVU I taught 7 different courses in my 3 years there (perhaps more). And most of these involved the design of a totally new course that had not been done before. Yikes! Do not do that to yourself. One new course per year or perhaps 2 your first year is ok. After that, do not design too many new courses. You need time to write. Writing will get you tenure. Teaching may at some places, but writing and publishing is typically more important. I say this as one who got tenure for teaching, so I do emphasize teaching myself.
Find a niche or direction for your research and drill down: Finding an area to explore or direction for your research and build a career around is vital. At first, you will be reading from the giants in the field. After a while, you will finding a unique research project or 2. And only after a few years in the field, will you be able to direct it a bit. Still later, you will be able to reflect on the direction of it and provide an overarching framework for it. Find your niche! Find something exciting and novel to research and explore and write about. As I said earlier, find your passion! If you create a model or framework for your course, as in #8 above, you will have more opportunities to conduct a series of studies and lead the field ahead.
Write all the time: You can be writing anywhere you feel you are comfortable and productive as a writer. This includes church, department meetings, Thanksgiving vacations with the relatives, spring break, on a plane to spring break or in the airport while you wait, in a doctors waiting room, etc. Some of these will not work for you. I find that church (before it starts not during) is a good place to write notes for an article on a small piece of paper or kleenex that I have in my pocket. I always try to have a pen and small piece of paper to write on in my pocket. Find an approach that works for you. I find airports and airplanes to be good places to write as well as in the car while I let my son, Alex, drive somewhere (e.g., soccer games, my moms, etc.). Imagine how much you can write in 1-2 hours while you let someone else drive. Recently I started taking a limo to the airport for some trips and either get some sleep or write. You have limited time–find ways to free some time up to write. Also, get a laptop with a lot of battery life. This frees you up to write outside, in a car, or on a plane! My new 11″ Sony Vaio has like a 6-8 hour battery life and it says up to 10 hours. In my old heavy Dell Lattitude, I have taken out the CD and replaced it with a 2nd battery for 6-7 hours of battery life.
Avoid high quality journal fixations: I talked to Dr. Grace Lin at the University of Houston about this issue (not that it was a problem for her or anything; it was just a conversation). Do not be so fixated on quality that you fail to publish or submit something. When in Thailand a month ago during an e-learning conference that I was keynoting, Randy Garrison (one of the other keynotes), from the University of Calgary, and I discussed problems that new Ph.D.’s face. You can read our conclustions below the following pictures. (this particular conversation was on December 17th, our final day in Bangkok and the day after my b-day, while visiting different Buddhist temples–see my blog on Taiwan and Thailand below; Randy is entering one below). (See pics below of Randy and I in Bangkok at the golden palace below–he is just a tad taller than me. Bangkok, Thailand, December 17, 2007)

(#27 Continued)…After some discussion, Randy and I concluded that new professors and post-docs and visiting scholars and so on are told to go after the top tier journals and do the highest level of research that they can. I know my training at the University of Wisconsin was to always read from and look to publish in Tier #1 research journals. High standards are great but adopting such an approach may not get you tenure or even published. (As an aside, Randy’s expertise is in social presence, inquiry learning online, Dewey’s inquiry model, asynchronous discussion, blended learning, etc.). We both cited former students who have become caught in this trap to be the best that they can be. They will not try to publish it unless it can compete theoretically and methodologically with the top people in the field. I had the same problem as a new person. I think my best writing was from the years 1988-1994, but little of that ever got published and it nearly cost me tenure. I was one 30 minute edit away from a major publication on cooperative reading for Review of Educational Research (RER) which is the best journal in the field. I still shed tears about that one every so often. But I had writer’s block and a sense that the paper could still be better and I was jumping to a different paper and conference every few months. Later on I just dove into data (less planful I know) and I lowered my standards a tad (not a lot) and poof, the publications flowed. I also switched fields and found something to be more passionate about–online and distance learning. I simply am not smart enough to compete with the highest level brains in psychology and my interests are much more pragmatic–I want to see things make a difference not simply dream up new theories that have little relevance to life. I found out that I have some pretty good creative ideas nonetheless that are publishable. And so do you. Look inside. I have faculty colleagues who also have suffered from this focus on tier #1 journals and they struggled with the tenure process as well. My recommendation—get some stuff in high quality journals, other stuff in books, and publish the other stuff where you may. Quality is important but so is quantity. Do not let anyone fool you. Everything counts! (Also in here is a picture with Dr. Kevin Koury, my first graduate student from WVU and now an endowed chair in Pennsylvania.)(Kevin Koury (my first grad student at WVU) and other speakers in Thailand.)

(Curt with Thitinun Boonseng (known as Ta) in Thailand–Ta organized the conference–is a Univ of Missouri graduate student of David Jonassen).

28. Quantity matters as well as quality (sometimes more so): As I noted above, despite what almost everyone says (i.e., that quality is the most important variable in tenure), quantity also matters. If you are 1 publication away from tenure and people like you at your institution, they will make a case for you. At that time, they will use conference proceedings, book chapters, books you have written or edited, technical reports, and so on, to help build that case. Now, they prefer not to do that but these things all matter and help in the end. Of course, having a coherent research path and focus will help when making such a case. In my opinion, 10 or 20 publications in a year in Tier 2 journals outweigh 1-2 Tier 1 journal publications. Others will, of course, disagree and note that it depends. Ok, I agree with you. But my point is to not listen to all the people who tell you that a book or a book chapter will not help you get tenure. In the end, it will. And it cannot ever hurt you. Most of this is about getting national and international reputations. And so, technical reports and white papers that are cited heavily as well as books do help in that regard. Do not let them fool you that they do not. And if you are worried about this one, write to me for advice or a joke and I will tell you both. Smile! (By the way, my wonderful colleague here at IU, Dr. Jonathan Plucker, has a nice response to this issue in my blog feedback that you might want to check out.)

29. Prioritize: Cecil notes that if you want many publications from your dissertation research, you need to prioritize them. What is the most publishable? What is the least publishable? What could appear in a high quality journal? What might be a minor publication? What might be spin-off projects? Etc. You (and your mentor) must do some of this–ok, see mentor comments below.

30. You are just a grasshopper, so get a mentor and use him/her: Last point–so read carefully! As in the 1970s TV show (about like in the 1870s), Kung Fu featuring David Carradine as Kwai Chang Caine or just “Caine,” (see http://www.kungfu-guide.com/), you are just a grasshopper, hopping from one research project and idea to the next. Hop, hop, hop, hop and off you go. As I pointed out earlier, you need to focus some of that hopping behavior. Don’t get me wrong, it is better to be an inquisitive hopper young grasshopper than to be perpetually dormant like an old volcano or spending an exorbitant amount of time hybernating like a bear in winter. However, sometime the little hopper must also listen. So, my final piece of writing advice is to get a mentor to help with all the points mentioned of the above! A mentor can keep you on track and focused on your writing and publishing goals. A mentor is a great one to run ideas by. A mentor can lighten up conversations and make your problems with teaching, research, writing, etc., seem less severe. A mentor can also contribute to your research in a minor or major way. And that mentor can help you out at promotion and tenure time and when looking for a new job. Cecil also noted that you might email a senior colleague in the field and get some candid ideas and feedback. Most people love to discuss their research and ideas.

(#30 Continued)…I have had various mentors. When I arrived at WVU, Dr. Michael Reed, took me under his wing for a bit since we were both writing and technology researchers. Great guy who left WVU for NYU a couple of years after I left (see http://steinhardt.nyu.edu/faculty_bios/view/W._Michael_Reed). In addition to Mike Reed, shortly after I arrived at IU, the late Dr. Ben Bailey become my educational psychology mentor. Ben had me pay him $10 a month to buy a recliner from his office (cost me $120). I would give him the $10 and sit in the chair and he would mentor me once a month. At the end of that year (summer of 1990), Ben retired and gave me the chair. What an excellent way to mentor somebody. Despite being one of our statistics professors, Ben was a humanist who had studied with Art Combs in Florida and it showed. At the end of each semester, he made up awards for each and every student in the class. Ben also warned me that factor analyses (of which I was running several on new instruments I was developing for metacognition in reading and writing as well as a scale for social constructivism called the SCALE (Social Constructivism and Active Learning Environments) and still other scales, were voodoo statistics. None of that work was ever published. I wish I would have listened to my mentor Ben Bailey. Advice: do NOT develop new instruments and scales as a new professor. It sucks the life blood out of you and there are bound to be many problems, barriers, limitations, and headaches. Convinced? This stupid research track nearly cost me tenure. Do you see a theme here? When I got to IU, Sam Guskin became my mentor. Same was also fantastic to talk to about my research plans and publications ideas. He too has since retired.Alright, that is 30 ideas and guidelines and there are many more inside of those. And the 2 articles references below have 30 more ideas. Read them! Ok, that is enough? What have your learned young grasshoppers, bumblebees, and ants? I will not ask if you can now snatch the pebbles from my hand as Master Kan said to Caine in Kung Fu, but can you now start writing and publishing? I hope so. And with some emotional spirit and passion and thirst for discovering and disseminating new knowledge. Spend some time as grasshoppers, bumblebees, and ants listening and learning, and later on you can be butterflies, moths, and birds who connect people and can look down and provide a big picture on your field. And, if you take on human form, you can also become expedition leaders, tour bus guides, and even sought after mentors.

I think my friend Cecil Smith could expand all the points above into a book of advice for new faculty members including issues related to mentoring, teaching, testing, advising, and having a personal life. I have told him this for nearly three years now. Perhaps someday he will do it. I think he would sell a lot of books!!!!Cecil did read through this and wanted me to point out one more thing, “avoiding meetings at all costs”–this is a big one. People love to meet and chat and exhaust your writing time. I use an office in the basement of my house to write. At IU, I have a corner office as far from people as I can be. I can sneak in the back way and up the side elevator without people knowing I am in. That being said, I have an open door policy. But Cecil is right again, do not get overextended when it comes to meetings. I do not have a computer or PDA keep track of my schedule. I have a regular small daily planner with a small space for each day. I figure if I cannot fit all my meetings in that space, I have too many meetings and if I miss one so be it. There is only so much one can do.Oh ya, 2 more things, I sometimes doublebook meetings as students often never show up or their schedules change. And when you have a student waiting outside, the one inside will not go on and on and on. And I will often teach on Fridays since that is when my university likes to schedule meetings. So this way I miss those silly meetings. And most of them are really silly.

Ok, those are just a few tips. There are many more, many of which you know. Still, I hope these are helpful. Write me an email if you want to let me know what you think or if you have more ideas. My email is: cjbonk (at) indiana.edu. There is a nice discussion already taking place in the responses to this post. Bye for now.One more reminder to read these other 2 articles on this topic from point #18 above:Smith, M C. (2004, April). Advice for new faculty members: Getting your writing program started.Discussion presented as part of Division C New Faculty Mentoring session at the annual meeting of the American Educational Research Association, San Diego. Retrieved February 2, 2007, from http://www.cedu.niu.edu/~smith/Conferences/2004/Writingmentor.doc
Cecil Smith’s homepage is at: http://www.cedu.niu.edu/~smith/whatsnew.htm Charles C. Fischer, (2004). Managing Your Research Writing for Success: Passing the “Gate Keepers.” Retrieved February 2, 2007, from http://www.westga.edu/~bquest/2004/gatekeepers.htmPerhaps you all can share more such articles with me!!! I hope to later post another set of ideas for young scholars on how to present and speak. And also some ideas related to job hunting. Perhaps some on teaching and service too. Not sure when. Depends on my writing plans. Smile. Best of luck to you!Final Quote: “Quickly as you can, snatch the pebble from my hand. When you can take the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.” - Master Kan said to Caine (i.e., David Carradine) in the 1970s TV Show Kung Fu.

On hating chick lit, romance, and [insert your genre here]

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

Diane Shipley has a post in today’s Guardian Blog titled, “In Defence of Chick Lit,” but there’s nothing new in the article or the dozens of reader comments following it. It’s the same tired old playground argument we’ve been hearing for the past several years. You know, the one about how chick lit is or isn’t all about shoes and how it is or isn’t Serious Literature….

I was tempted to post a comment, but then I thought, why do that when I can post my response here and fulfil my blogging obligation for the day?

I’ve read more than a dozen chick lit novels, three of them by the amazingly talented Marian Keyes, and I still don’t care for the genre. I realize it’s not all about shoes and shopping, but those things do seem to figure prominently in the majority of chick lit novels I’ve seen. I’ve never been a terribly enthusiastic shopper, so any mention of Prada handbags makes me yawn. But even without the giddy consumerism that seems to permeate the genre, I’d find chick lit off-putting. What irritates me most is the way the books’ first-person narration emphasizes the protagonists’ total self-absorption.

Of course these things are simple matters of taste. When friends ask, I give my honest opinion of chick lit. I’ve even blogged about it a couple of times. But what’s it to Diane Shipley if people like me disparage her favorite genre? As Ms. Shipley points out,

Chick lit authors are making millions, having their books made into Oscar-nominated films and receiving fan letters by the sackload. The genre’s thrived for 12 years and counting and dominates bookshops all over the world.
I suspect her enthusiasm has driven her to overstate the case just a tad, but I ignored that because I was still laughing at a bit of fuzzy logic she presented earlier in the article. Attempting to refute a charge that every chick lit novel is about “the protagonist’s relentless pursuit of money, a makeover and Mr Right,” Ms. Shipley wrote:

It’s true, those once were the main preoccupations of chick lit novels (and what’s wrong with that if readers enjoy it?) but the genre has evolved: my favourite chick lit book is Rachel’s Holiday by Marian Keyes, about a young woman’s recovery from drug addiction. Keyes, who arguably invented chick lit with her debut novel Watermelon in 1995….
Wait a minute. Rachel’s Holiday (which I have read; it’s the chick lit novel I came closest to genuinely liking) was published in 1998, when the genre was (arguably) just three years old. So it’s ludicrous to use that book to demonstrate the genre’s “evolution.” Besides, Ms. Shipley’s suggestion that the genre is no longer centered on “the protagonist’s relentless pursuit of money, a makeover and Mr Right” is demonstrably untrue: walk into any bookstore and you’ll find a plethora of brand-new books whose back-cover blurbs describe exactly that type of story.

It’s a shame Ms. Shipley is so eager to show that the genre has “matured” to the point that it’s no longer all about shoes and handbags. I’m no chick lit fan, but that doesn’t mean I assume books containing those elements must be of poor literary quality. I’ll agree that there’s quality and variety in the genre–just as there is in every other genre.

Here’s another eye-roller:

I always find that the people who criticise chick lit, both in the press and to my face (when they discover I edit a chick lit website) are those who know the least about it.

Now she’s sounding like my romance-writing sisters who shrilly insist that people who don’t like romance novels have never tried romance novels.

That’s a stupid assertion. That’s like saying if you feed enough lima beans to a recalcitrant toddler, he’ll learn to love them. Trust me, he won’t. (I tried it with two different kids.)

I know what it’s like to have my genre trashed and my own writing unfairly categorized by people who haven’t even read it; I write romance novels, after all. Not only that, I write Christian romance novels, which are widely ridiculed even in the romance community. But my intended audience is happy, so when some self-important ignoramus attempts to demonstrate her superior intellect and impeccable taste by wiping her feet on my genre, my response is a slight lift of the eyebrows and a calm, “Excuse me, but I’m not writing to please you.”

It takes the wind out of their sails every time.

Bride Of Laceyvision

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Hello! I’m here again to spurt sticky criticism into the eyes of Pirates Of The Caribbean - At Worlds End, Fantastic Four - Rise Of The Silver Surfer, Denzel Washington’s silly time travel action film Deja Vu and long-awaited comedy Knocked Up.
Pirates Of The Caribbean - At Worlds End

This is a pretty difficult film to review - a big, sprawling, climactic entry into one of the most unpredictable franchises of recent years. Where the first film was a surprising romp, last years sequel Dead Man’s Chest expanded on the supernatural elements at play, raising the stakes to create a greater sense of danger on the high seas. Pretty much every character from the first film re-appeared, disappointing those who had hoped for an Indiana Jones-style unrelated adventure. The plot too was seen as overly complex, when in fact it was fairly simple - each character has a clear cut motivation that underlines the series trademark labyrinthine piratey double-crosses, which are misdirection rather than plot. If you accept the blurring of the lines between friends and enemies, there’s nothing particularly difficult to follow going on at all. In retrospect, Dead Man’s Chest is probably the lightest and most frivolous of the three films, despite taking the characters to ever-darker places - it climaxes, if you remember, with Captain Jack flinging himself into the jaws of the Kraken. For all the bluster and drama of that film, it was mostly concerned with aligning various plot elements for this one, and while it picks up pretty soon after, it’s also a distinctly different film in tone and style. It’s a serious, involved narrative that dives headlong into the surreall from the off, with the rescue of Captain Jack from the “land of the dead” being a Gilliamesque delight and like nothing these films have contained before.

It’s easy to see why this instalment proved too much for some fans to swallow - the first film is valued chiefly as lightweight popcorn fluff and the writers aspirations to tell a grander story are undeniable this time out. Whereas in Dead Man’s Chest you could pretty much tell the goodies from the baddies and enjoy the explosions, you’ll need to keep your ears open in this one for key parts of it to make any sense at all. It’s not an illogical film - it’s just a very dialogue heavy one. Which is fine by me - it’s my opinion that Depp has yet to deliver a bad performance as Jack Sparrow, and this ones insistence on proving that he’s actually technically insane is fun to watch, as is his verbal sparring with Geoffrey Rush, the brief and surprisingly well-handled cameo by Keith Richards as his Dad, Bill Nighy continuing the best-motion-capture-performance-ever, Tom Hollander as the worlds biggest prick, etc. These are great characters to spend time with and each has great moments here. Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom recieve a lot of criticism for their performances in this film, but I think it’s more their characters that people are taking issue with - Orlando is sort of meant to be a bit of a crap ponce, isn’t he? Isn’t that the point? And while Keira has spent a lot of time in these films being a silly girly, she’s also stretched herself dramatically on a number of occasions - the sexual tension between her and Depp in the last film was one of the highlights, and she has some rough decisions to come to terms with in this film. Their eventual marriage is a very silly moment, but it also feels fairly appropriate for these characters. There’s been so much going on in these films that it’s only towards the end of this one that it becomes totally apparent what the overarching storyline actually is, but it’s suitably weighty for the scale of the final battle. Tom Hollanders slow-motion descent onto the deck of his exploding ship is one of the most wonderful pieces of cinematography and integrated special effects that I’ve seen in ages, and it’s an example of the style and detail that raise these films above most other summer blockbuster dreck. There are extraneous characters who could have been trimmed down, it could be shorter, but for once I’m glad it’s not - I’m happy to afford them such self indulgence. Except for Mackenzie Crook and his little fat mate - while the ways this trilogy has evoked Star Wars have mostly been appealling, burdening the film with a pirate C3PO and R2D2 was un-necessary. Because they’re as funny as chewing lightbulbs. 4/5.

Deja Vu

Unlike Pirates Of The Caribbean 3, Deja Vu is a really easy film to review. Do you think you’d like a film about a murder and a terrorist attack being investigated by Denzel Washington recieving mysterious messages from the past and Val Kilmers super secret Government time-travel detective agency? That’s Denzel, Val Kilmer, explosions, time travel, car chases, and time travel, and that guy who played Chandlers weird room-mate who watched him sleep? If you have a penis, watch this! If you have a vagina, don’t watch this. If you’re not sure if you have a penis or a vagina, watch this and find out! 3/5.

Knocked Up

I love Judd Apatow stuff. The first season cancellation of the brilliant Freaks & Geeks (essentially The Wonder Years crossed with Dazed And Confused) and the possibly superior college-sitcom Undeclared makes me so angry I mail turds to strangers but it did leave Apatow free to direct the heartwarming and hilarious 40 Year Old Virgin and this follow up, in which long-time Apatow cohort Seth Rogen is upgraded to an unlikely leading man, a pissed-up stoner porn-obsessed man-child who manages to use his “earthy charm” to bed Katherine Heigl and perform the titular knocking up. Rogen may not share the looks of Hugh Grant, but he’s a hugely likeable, self-effacing lead who grounds this film in the realism that is it’s main strength - aside from being completely balls-out hilarious. Rogens stoner housemates - made up of a variety of Apatow alumni - tear up every moment that they have onscreen, and Paul Rudd makes the most of a role as Heigl’s conflicted brother-in-law. Paul Rudd is funnier than anyone else in the world without even trying, he really is. Each of these peripheral characters provides plenty of mirth, and it’s a relief to have so many laughs arising from believable dialogue and touching characterisation while the dramatic aspects of the film play out unhindered to their conclusion, which is sappy and obvious but you’ll have soaked up so much of the films warmth by that point you really won’t care. Even the obligatory frat-pack cameo (Steve Carell, here) is unobtrusive and hilarious. Edited down through preview screenings from a reportedly fantastic three-hour cut (hopefully to be DVD’d at some point), this leaner version still finds time to stray from it’s main narrative with confidence, and scenes that may have appeared inconsequential are wisely kept not just for their hilarity but the insights they provide about various characters. Hopefully that DVD will spend an extra half hour at least on Rudd and Rogens Las Vegas mushroom freak-out. 5/5.

Fantastic Four 2 - Rise Of The Silver Surfer

Anyone who’s used the internet over the past few years has probably come across at least one article about what an affront and disgrace the original Fantastic Four film was. In casting a load of B-list telly actors and hiring the director of “Barbershop”, 20th Century Fox was clearly making absolutely no effort to turn out an adaptation of any quality whatsoever. Why you’d expect such a terrible comic to make a good film is beyond me anyway - a “family” of celebrity superheroes with the gayest powers of all time? To recap, that’s Captain Fantastic or whatever played by Hornblower, who has super-elastic powers, which look hilarious, and he’s a scientist. There’s Jessica Alba as Sue Storm, his wife who can go invisible and make force fields, her brother Johnny Storm who can go on fire, and Captain Fantastics old pal The Thing, played by Michael Chiklis. Is being made out of stone really a superhero, per se? Then there’s Julian McMahon as Dr. Doom, a queer supervillain with metal hands or something. Despite all of this, the first film wasn’t *completely* useless - Johnny Storm and The Thing (wisely clad in prosthetics rather than CG nonsense) were adapted to film as well as those characters possibly could be, and were reasonably fun to watch.

Typically, origin stories are always fairly interesting, and the real test for a superhero franchise is where they go after that. In this case, Rise Of The Silver Surfer completely pisses away any goodwill earnt by the first film. It’s dog shit of the highest order. Brash, shallow, half-baked, anti-climactic, under-written drivel. It really feels like someone had a gun to their head and a ticking clock next to them and fifteen minutes to write it. And they were a moron, to boot. Do you remember in the 80s and 90s, when sequels did little other than retread the plot of the original with a few minor tweaks? Father Of The Bride II, Honey I Blew Up The Kid, Ghostbusters II etc? That’s what Fantastic Four 2 feels like - it’s not just predictable because it’s crap, it’s predictabe because it’s crap you’ve basically watched before. New plot elements - Captain Fantata trying to marry The Invisible Woman (but people keep asking him to save the world! what a selfish prick, trying to save the world. boooo.), the enigmatic Silver Surfer (the best performance in the film, a luminous combination of mo-cap and CG. Oh, and a pretty terrible Lawrence Fishburne voice-over), the cloud-eating space-prick Galactus, Johnny Storm gaining the ability to trade powers with his gang of super-tossbag friends… it’s all just fluff disguising the fact that these characters take exactly the same journey they did in the first film. Doom even turns up at the end, inexplicably brought back to life, to completely inexplicably try and hamper the Four’s attempts to STOP THE WHOLE WORLD BEING EATEN. Which doesn’t make any sense at all, however you look at it. It just doesn’t make a lick of sense. And didn’t Hornblower used to be good at acting? Like when he was in Hornblower? Here he seems to be concentrating so hard on his accent he’s forgotten how to emote. Unless he’s meant to come across as an arrogant prick who doesn’t actually know anything about science, which I don’t think is the case. And the effects are really patchy and uneven, too. The Silver Surfer looks admittedly glorious but when the Fantasticar turns up in the final act, the ensuing ruckus looks like an actual toy advert. The guy playing Johnny Storm is still fairly good, but they haven’t written any funny lines for him this time out. And just wait till you see whoever the girl playing The Thing’s blind girlfriend. Her blind acting is even worse this time out. Could they not just put some sunglasses on her? It’s impossible not to laugh when she’s walking into tables and talking just to the left of peoples faces.

But then, it is a kids film, as was the first one. It’s just gone from being one of those kids film that you can get away with watching to one of those kids films that makes you long for death. 1/5.

Increasing popularity of Java mobile phone games

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

Increasing popularity of Java mobile phone games These games have gained in popularity in recent times for providing high quality personal entertainment on the go! They are widely popular among mobile phone users of different age groups due their innovative and multimedia rich content and appealing presentation. We can safely say that in the current world scenario, mobile phones have outgrown their basic use and are capable of adjusting to different roles, one of which is their widespread popularity as a gaming console. With the latest mobile phones having the capacity to support advanced mobile phone games such as Java games, more and more people are downloading these games to their handsets.

These games have captured the imagination of users across different age groups and geographical borders. More and more users are indulging in these games to pass the time while waiting for a friend of acquaintance, traveling, etc. Java games in different categories are available in the market. Some of these include action, adventure, arcade, entertainment, fun test, news, podium and sports. Add to this the fact that many of the latest models of handsets support Java technology and are fully capable to download and install the comprehensive range of Java games that are available in the market, and we have a winning combination! From the end-user’s perspective, the use of Java to develop high-end multimedia games on mobile devices provides a better digital experience to them.

Cellular carriers, game publishers and handset makers are benefiting tremendously from this increasing popularity of mobile phone games in general and Java games in particular. This new wave of mobile games have also touched upon the lives of game developers and associated professionals. They are using their intelligence, resources and creativity to design, develop and market a host of innovative mobile phone games and Java games. Maybe, the latent wish that is inherent in every human being to take on and tackle any type of challenges and emerge victorious from the situation is being used by these people to design and market of host of challenging Java games. Users, who take up the challenges that are offered in these games, are able to hone their skills of dexterity, patience, perseverance and tact. These endeavors help them to adapt better in the competitive world of today and gives them the strength to cope with the trials and tribulations of their day to day existence! As of today, the business of mobile gaming is poised to take a major leap in terms of revenue generation and expansion. With the number of mobile gamers around the world expected to reach around 220 million by 2009, there is no end to the possibilities that can be explored.

A host of Java games can be played on small devices such as mobile phones. Games can be of different types; some people may like playing strategy games such as Mine Sweeper, others may be more comfortable playing card games such as Solitaire, Black Jack and Poker. There are also two dimensional games such as PacMan and Galaxian and Three dimensional action games such as Doom, Quake, etc.

Most often, mobile phones are resource restrained in terms of memory, processor speed as well as graphics performance. So, three dimensional games cannot be played on these handsets. Two dimensional action games can be however played in a number of handsets from leading brands in the mobile telephony sector. So, in this part, we would be focusing on the two dimensional gaming category.http://mobilephonejavagame.blogspot.com/atom.xml